Smallpox
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
REDDIT
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
That's the end of me!"
