What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.