Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands