What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.