Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin