What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.