What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.