What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.