What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland