What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!