What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!