Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.