Stop talking in secret code.
I did not see that coming.
His wife.
February... because it has the least number of days
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
A: "Is it mine "
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
An algebra
An ampu-tee.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
