He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Looking for Jobs.
Because the g is silent
Because talk is cheep !
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
There's whiteout on the screen.
Hor-crocs.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Extroverted
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
