What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!