What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.