What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums