What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!