What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"