What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.