Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.