Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.