What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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Scissor me timbers!

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.