What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs