What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

Ronald Reagan Jokes More Ronald Reagan Jokes

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!