What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.