What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!