What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media