What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'