How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT