What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.