Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.