How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.