What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.