What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.