What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.