What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.