What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.