Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans