How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.