What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!