What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.