What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.