What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf