What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.