A tire
Eggs actually get laid.
They're both brown except the snowball.
The dress
Dresses up as an altar boy
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
a tire.
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
Attire
Attire.
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