What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.