Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession