Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.