Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession